Archive for April, 2008

I started something…

Which a lot of people told me not to – but it was a conversation with Collin, a friend of mine who’s quite a high-ranking media guy when I decided to release this.

My father, upon me leaving to travel almost 10 years ago, asked only this: ‘Live, Love, Learn and Leave a Legacy’. As much as I loved ChinesePod, The Shanghai Show, etc, I feel the need to document life here from an objective angle. Yes, shit’s hitting the fan, but no, it’s not all protrayed correctly in Western media.

This is the second (first one is still being touched up by Current TV), of what I hope will be quite a few ‘Shanghai Diaries‘.

If I turn up on your doorstep, you’ll know why.

29 day

I’ve been putting my media kit together and had forgotten about a few things – this is my first published story.

Shanghai, China

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High-rising buildings

At the age of 60+, she understandably didn’t speak a word of English and with my Mandarin being confined to getting home in a taxi, you’d imagine it to be a worthless conversation…yet, I understood every syllable.

Starting my day off with news of China announcing that they would no longer be pegging their money, the Yuan, to the dollar, and thus admitting currency manipulation and the first of many steps in worldwide domination, I decided that a day of capturing them in their humorous environment, adding captions to further my enjoyment and then posting them online for the world to laugh would be my own small bit of American vigilante justice. So, I hopped on the fully charged moped ($50) with a fully charged digital camera ($500) in hand for a day of Shanghai-snapshotting. After 2 hours of taking the necessary shots, I decided to take the ferry back over to the original side of Shanghai, called Puxi. As luck (and lack-of communication would have it) I boarded the wrong boat and which meant being dropped off way farther south than I had ever gone. As I “froggered” my way across the ever-busy intersection, I found myself lost…which is actually a big deal when the only relevant thing you can say in the local language is “I lost.”

For some inexplicable reason, I decided to turn down a street so narrow that no two bikes would have fit. After maneuvering my 6’2″ frame through on my 2’6″ moped, the narrow lane opened up to an area bordered by bamboo and yellow police tape (or should I say yellow tape of the police to avoid insult?) obviously hinting to stay out of the designated area…which strangely was nothing at all.

Now, if 2 years in China has taught me anything, it’s to be curious. See, the Chinese mentality always has a way of making even the most menial of tasks unbelievable entertaining, and with this in mind, I placed my expensive lock around my cheap bike, took a look around to make sure that the jing cha wasn’t around, and proceeded to trespass this mysterious nonentity.

The area fenced in by the tape was that of about a square city block, with nil to offer except for a creepy post-apocalyptic canvas of brick and mortar. As I made my way over what once had to have been a massive building, I saw, in the far right corner, a tiny half-demolished home still standing, barely indistinguishable save for crumbling tiles foreshadowing the color of Communistic progress.

Now, ask any Shanghainese what they love most about their city and get the (fixed) answer: “Shanghai is a developing city!” Ask any foreigner what they hate about the town and their reply is the same. Having spent a year in Beijing watching the old hutong neighborhoods being torn down to make place for the car parks and flats to house the millions that will come for the 2008 Olympics (and then leave 2 weeks later) I agree; and it’s for this reason, China’s blatant disregard for its amazing history offered up in exchange for the high-rise equivalent of a ill-hung man’s fast new car that explains my conviction to show friends and family all sides of China, not just the Great Wall/Terracotta Warriors-esque type.

As I began to take photo’s of this dwarfed homestead cowering beneath the powers of “Westernization” my eye was so focused on capturing this, I had failed to realize how close I had actually gotten to the casa in question, but it was at this proximity that I realized: this house was a miniature example of what this entire area used to be.

A community.

With my 5x zoom lens trained on the details of what was left of this tiny home, I noticed a face at one of the windows looking right back at me. Ashamed at my discourtesy and disrespect, I offered up an embarrassed wave and mouthed a “sorry” only to see the face disappear behind some dirty green curtains. Had these people not gone through enough without a nosey lao wai aiming his fancy camera at their less than costly abode?

Dick, thy name is Aric.

I had just switched my camera off and began to walk away when I saw the face, along with its owner appear, saying something in my direction. Unable to hear over the bulldozers in the background, I motioned the universal “I can’t hear you” finger to the ear followed by a shrug, which earned me a beckoning wave in return. Great, now I get a scolding to go on top of my present self-loathing.

Now, normally, I would have just run, but I figured I owed it to her and began to navigate my poor choice of flip-flopped footwear over the rubble and back to the house. When I got about 50 feet from her she turned and disappeared out of sight, which I could only translate as her wanting me to follow, which I did.

As I came around the side of the house, I could tell by the window placement that below me was a small alleyway, even tinier than the one I came in through, and it was here that the lady was waiting for me.

I made my way down to where she was to see not only a welcoming smile, but also 5 other people all sitting under the last bit of shading available in this quarantined area. I said a quick ni hao to everyone and was given a small wooden seat and a cup of tea. Amazing really, the mannerisms of the Chinese; You could come to tell them they had won the lotto and they’d still make you finish your brew before telling them where to collect. As I sat down with them, I told them, in my “caveMandarin” how I felt about their plight:

“This (pointing at the remaining concrete skeleton of their life) good. That (moving my finger a few inches to the east and out towards the 40 floor high-rise) bad. Why?”

Standing with Notice
Standing with Notice

And that’s when I was told clearly, in a language I didn’t understand, exactly what was happening. In all honesty, a child could have put together the hand gestures combined with the occasional sobs to tell you what was going on. On some levels, I knew as soon as I set foot on the premises;

They were being forced out of their homes.

As I sat drinking my cuppa and looking through the holes above us up toward the new face of China, she went inside and came back out with a shoebox full of paperwork. I couldn’t make out what was written, but the numbers told all:

1. October, 2002 – Aside from the date, I see the number 3000 and assume that this was the compensation offered (works out to about $360)

2. May 2003 – No numbers, no monetary mention, but 3 official seals and a few underlined characters.

3. February 2005 – 3 short paragraphs, one date: July 29th, 2005.

It was after pointing out the date on the 3rd letter with a weathered finger that she began to sob uncontrollably. This was the date they would be evicted out of their lives. As she held her head in her hands, her husband, who up until now had remained quietly in the background, sat down and started talking to me. I shook my head in agreement with everything he said, but he soon caught on that I understood nothing. He then motioned to the outer walls and mimicked a hammer. He then did the same thing with the door. After that he made a sweeping gesture that encompassed what was left of their house and then pointed to his hands…

He had built this.

As he surveyed his creation for one of the last times, all I could do was sit there. Somehow, even a performance of emotional charades didn’t even seem to be enough. You know that feeling when a friend gets bad news that you could never relate to? That part where words sound recited and a hug seems rehearsed? All I could do was sit there.

She eventually stopped crying and went inside to dry her eyes. When she came back, she was proudly wearing a laminated paper around her neck. This was, I guessed, their last attempt to stay, a petition of sort…which, might bring hope to the flag that you salute, but not here. The People’s Republic of China is that in name only and a mirror of their craftsmanship: good in aesthetics, cheap to acquire, but without reliance. Anyone who doubts that can ask my students whom they voted for in the last election.

She stood solemnly in the doorway and pointed at the benign camera around my neck. She wanted the world to know…and so did I.

Having being given the green light, I switched it back on and started taking pictures from every possible angle, hoping that one would somehow capture a little of what was being witnessed. I then asked her if I could go inside to take some more. She said yes and immediately began apologizing for the state of the house (I heard “sorry” and “dirty”). She led me up uneasy stairs to the 2nd floor of the house. When we got up, I noticed a door with 3 heavy pad locks on it. She noticed my expression and weakly laughed as she fished a key ring out of her pocket and proceeded to disarm the iron sentry guarding something, I assumed, that had to be sacred. When the door finally opened, I saw a tiny room, no larger than 20 feet X 20 feet, holding what was left of their normality.

Walking in, I saw a chest of drawers holding twice the capacity it was intended for. Beyond that was a table, with only room for a single chair. Opposite that, in the right corner laid the bed and in directly in front of that, the refrigerator. There was barely enough room for her to squeeze by me as she made her way between the table and the bed to open the curtains so I could see exactly what they did every morning: Almost as if it was planned in the construction blue-prints, the workers entrance was symmetrical with their only view of the outside world. As she opened the windows, I assumed she was going to hurl words or something heavier at the men taking government money to destroy the life she once knew, but she didn’t…she just stared.

Looking out Window
Looking out Window

Some say that the worst part of a nightmare is that brief moment when you wake up not knowing fact from fiction. But theirs actually begins with the acclimation back into reality. The sounds were maddening; even for the few minutes I was in there. How the hell she and her husband found solitude in slumber knowing that the 6 a.m. sounds that used to be a day beginning had been bartered for the resonance of their existence cast aside, all in the name of “catching up”.

I shot for as long as she gazed, which might have been 2 minutes, it might have been 20. When she finally turned around, I could see, even through the dust that she wasn’t going out without one last stand. She pulled down her calendar and pointed to the 29th of July, pointed at me, and then to my camera.

She wanted me here in a week’s time.

After politely refusing an offering of ice cream, I thanked her with an awkward embrace, left her alone in the room, walked out and shook hands with the curious crowd that had gathered outside, but instead of receiving the normal Shanghai goodbye (zai wai) I heard them all saying the same thing:

Er shi jiu tian

29 day

I’m sure there are those out there that would have stayed longer, offered money, or more. All I wanted to do was get out of there. China had suddenly, in the matter of an hour, gone from a place that entertained me to a place that I had suddenly experienced, a place that I used to watch from a distance had made its way up to my door…a door still on its hinges.

So, what will become of them?

I have no idea; hopefully their allotted one child will have room.

Will this continue?

As long as China keeps dreaming of more red mansions.

Will I go back on the 29 day?

I honestly don’t know. China might have gotten too close.

dj – redux

jonsapt

So, I came out of retirement (after one show) to play again – I like it. While I am still scared of all the buttons, I did manage to increase/decrease tempo, which was scary…not that the handful of emo’s there want their music mixed.

For those who missed it, here’s what happened during the few hours that would have seriously increased your indie cred.

1. Slavic Soul Party – Tekno
2. Electric 6 – Dance Pattern
3. XTC – Making Plans For Nigel
4. The Jam – A Town Called Malice
5. Rafter – Love Time Now Please
6. Kayne West – Hey Mama
7. The Do – Playground Hustle
8. Gnarls Barkley – Run
9. M – Pop Music
10. Vampire Weekend – Oxford Comma
11. Album – Stab You
12. The Cure – Hot Hot Hot
13. Grandmaster Flash – It’s Nasty
14. Beastie Boys – Sure Shot
15. The Marbles – Dracula
16. The Mai Shi – Run To Your Grave
17. De Novo Dahl – Shout
18. MGMT – Kids
19. Jurrasic 5 – The Game
20. Mother Mother – Dirty Town
21. Grand Ole Party – Look Out Young Son
22. George Clinton – Hollywood
23. LCD Soundsystem – Tribulations
24. The Hives – We Rule The World
25. The Kills – Cheap and Cheerful
26. Radiohead – Bangers & Mash
27. Common/Pharell – I Got A Right Ta
28. Architecture In Helsinki –Do The Whirlwind
29. Black Kids – I’m Not Gonna Teach
30. Journey – Anyway You Want It
31. Blackalicious – Supreme People
32. The Ramones – The KKK
33. Wraygunn – She’s A Go-Go Dancer
34. Chikini – Sunrise
35. Kasabian – Shoot The Runner
36. Guns & Roses/Stevie Wonder – (Mashup)
37. The Who – Baba O’Reily

…and while pride would usually win out, I know for a fact that a few hipsters (both old and young) read this, so feel free to say what also would have worked.

I sure do love pop. Although I don’t know what happened to my cigarettes.

everybody needs…

scottgreen

A ‘Scott’ in their life.

I was joking with Brigitte tonight about how he’s ‘my B.F.F.’ and as humorous as it sounds, life here in this bewildering town needs someone to remind you of who you are…no, I take that back. It has nothing to do with life here, anyone with anything brought to the table needs someone to remind them that yes, your choices are a little more off-center than most, but reason can be brought to it all.

A best friend is not only someone who has your back in a bar fight – he’s the one who laughs about it whilst on the cab ride home with you.

If, for any reason, I was to drop dead tonight and you wanted to know my exact mood and life goals the last hours I had on earth, be sure and ask him – we’re lucky enough to be the only full-time residents living on the roof of an artist factory and not a day goes by that we don’t know exactly where each is at in this game called existence.

Find a friend who doesn’t only make you happy for being yourself, but makes you want to be that person more.

philan-tropic

Of course I said ‘yes’, what kind of a new boyfriend would turn down a day of philanthropy whilst vacationing on a South-East Asian beach for a week? But agreeing to charity and actually following through with it once you’re faced with all of the obstacles makes those 1-800 donation lines make sense. Giving back isn’t always as easy as Brad & Angie make it look.

It seemed easy enough – the website we looked at listed ‘Local Orphanage’ as one of the activities of the town, meaning there must be signs in English and clear directions to getting there…so we thought. Using my photocopied Vietnamese phrase book, I managed to explain to the hotel manager that we wanted to go to ‘the house with the children who have no mother have no father’. He nodded his head and pointed out and to the left. The place we wanted to visit was, in fact, 40k to the south…an hour on our little motorbike. Directions to the next town and key words jotted down, we slapped on some sunscreen, filled up the tank and hit the gorgeous stretch of scenic road.

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The map worked – we got to the town. Stupidly thinking that ‘all places in Vietnam must be about the same size as the town we were staying in (Mu Nei)’ and ‘how hard would it be to ask around?’ I mean, the main objective of an orphanage is to get those kids out and into a better home, right? I wasn’t expecting a billboard with spotlights, but surely it wouldn’t be too hidden to find.

It was. So hidden, in fact that my idea of stopping by the fire station for directions turned into them misunderstanding us and taking us to a retiree home. Tearing my Japanese girlfriend away from the sagging arms that mistook her for their granddaughter we were then taken out of the city centre, down a dirt road and, across from an abandoned warehouse. There it was, set ominously right next to a graveyard, with the entrance embraced in 2-padlocked chains. After a few beeps from our bike, a lady walked out, nodded to us and beckoned us in.

We walked up the hill to a simple white building, removed our shoes and were motioned to sit from a different lady. We sat and smiled as more ladies came in and sat and smiled back. Smiles are good and thankfully, universal. As they didn’t speak of word of English and our Vietnamese was limited to ‘hi’ – it was beginning to make this entire exhausting experience seem more like a Japanese business introduction than a work of unselfishness. We were shown a room – It was tiny yet; somehow holding 2 cribs on the left side, covered by nothing but a mosquito net and on the right, a simple bed. As I took a few photos to send friends back home about what I was doing on my holiday, my left leg was brushed up against by a boy, no older than 10 years old, who was more interested in my Ray Ban’s than the fancy technology I was holding. I gave them to him to try on and, after realizing that I was of the generous types, called out to another lad of about the same age. By this time, Naomi had come in and also given her glasses away. I took pictures of them, showing them the immediate result on the back screen. The excitement of more gifts being given away in the main room meant I was free to peek into the other 2 rooms. Both the same as the first, meaning that 9 kids (6 infants, 3 kids) fit inside this humble home.

bed

I went back, and for the next few hours, we held babies and entertained the 2 boys with explanations of how the plastic sporting goods we bought for them were to be used. As I was doing my best in charades to stress the importance of keeping your eye on the ball, Naomi sat next to me and asked if I thought anything seemed strange. ‘Other than they’re orphans and we’re the nice weird-looking foreigners visiting them?’ ‘Or’ she said quietly ‘they think we’re here to adopt.’

Oh, fuck.

She’s right – we show up, not speaking the language, are shown around to pick which one we liked…I always assumed that it would be a bit more formal, but hey, if I can fire a rocket at a cow in the neighboring Cambodia for $30usd, who’s to say I can’t just pop in and choose an immediate addition to my family. ‘Okay, here’s what we do’ I told her, ‘we explain to them, through hand signals, that I’m a writer for an American magazine’. I pulled a piece of paper from my bag and began to draw pictures of…well, nothing, as I wasn’t keen on writing a big ole ‘U.S.A.’, as those letters could in fact, be what got them here in the first place. Somehow, one of the ladies took notice and brought back a phrasebook and, as we opened the book, we were immediately confused – it was an English-Burmese translator. Great, as if we weren’t going to give these kids enough of a blow, they’re refugees from an even more desolate place. As I tried my best to say ‘I. Job. Author.’ it was met with blank looks. Damn these tonal languages! I then resorted to pointing to the words only to be met with the shaking of the incomprehensive head. Well, this sucks, I thought as putting the book down, we show up looking like we’re going to take one off of their hands, and can’t even communicate with these little Burmese. As I picked up the book once more to try and explain something, anything, my fingers slipped from the place I was holding and it opened up to a page on ‘Health in Thailand’ – oooohhh, right…it’s a SouthEast Asia phrasebook. Got it. Thumbing to the Vietnamese section, we were then able to get moving. I was a writer. We’re not married. Nice to meet you all. Short and to the point, leaving no areas to be misunderstood. As we said our goodbye’s, one of the young boys refused to give me a high-five, something that 30 minutes ago, he was all about. The other boy looked as if he was going to cry. The ladies that worked there seem to say ‘bye’ with an air of sadness. As we silently walked out to the motorbike, I suddenly realized that we might have just led them to believe that today was one of their days, or, at least contributed even more to their abandonment issues.

allkids

This wasn’t exactly how this was supposed to go. We were supposed to ride back like the end of some Gael Garcia Bernal film, wind on our face and the world a better place because of us.

Instead we just felt like shit.

sometimes…

chance

I need to take a step back and remind myself of the tattoo I chose to have permanently inked on the back of my right arm.

My evening hours consisted of poker on my terrace with one of my two best friends from Louisiana. Afterwards we attended a cross-cultural experimental show with another from Australia. A few hours later our group was increased by 2 Canucks and as we dined on Xinjiang food, we discussed the state of the previous Shanghai mayor and Vietnamese medicinal uses of Cobras. Down the street was a post-punk band from Beijing and the night ended up in a Japanese bar. I spoke the local dialect with the taxi driver on my way home.

Broke? Yes I am. My father’s in poor health. China’s a hard place to live in. All of this is justifiable reason to worry – but then again, I re-read the previous paragraph and can’t hate the decisions I’ve made.

The question is what the hell to do with it all.

cinemastolgia

redd

So, I took a night off of the binge on the soul that is Shanghai, ordered a pizza and opened a bottle of wine. In my stack of DVD’s that seems to grow with my tolerance, I came upon what looked like an indie flick called ‘Ten To Noon’. I don’t link to it because it’s not even worth the effort of hitting the ‘link to’ button. Horrible. Threw it away. I went back to the pile and saw that I had picked up a film that really stuck with me as a kid.

Red Dawn.

From the opening sequence of paratroopers on the high school football field, to special feature of ‘carnage count’, which, when activated, keeps count of shots fired, body count – it’s everything awesome. Great acting by Patrick Swayze (never thought I’d say that) and a crew of others you’d recognize. Not a single curse word. Directed by John Milius (of Apocalypse Now fame) I was also impressed with the entire set – must have cost a fortune for the 80′s. And that the only country on our side was ’600 million Chinamen’ – oh, the days when we got along and weren’t blaming Coca-Cola for Tibetan uprisings.

Anyway, I digress – helluva film to have been a part of, getting to fire all those RPG’s and scream ‘Wolverines!’ after each fatality. For those who have always written this one off, here’s the original preview:

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Would have been nice to be this bad-ass in my teens. My high school was a private one so we would have just called the enemy ‘simpletons’ and made fun of their shoes.

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play

So, last night was the first time I ever ‘dj’d’ in front of a crowd…wait – it wasn’t even ‘dj’ing’, it was simply cue-play-crossfade-cue-play (could have all been done in iTunes to be honest), but it was fun. Nerve racking, but fun. I guess its the thought of you putting your choices out there to see if, in fact, they’re as good as you think is quite egotistical sacrificial.

A few people asked me about the playlist and when I say ‘a few’ I mean Amber who knew I was nervous and is most-likely asking ’cause she knows it will make me feel good and that other guy who when he said ‘can I borrow a lighter?’ I’m pretty sure meant that I was the next Giles Peterson.

For anyone who cares, here’s how the first ‘dance music for hipsters‘ sounded:

Cyndi Lauper – Iko Iko
Architecture in Helsinki – Debbie
Spoon – I Turn My Camera On
Brother Ali (who was in Shanghai that night!) – Take Me Home
MGMT – Time To Pretend
The Jesus and Mary Chain – Head On
Blackalicious – Side to Side
The Arctic Monkeys – Fluorescent Adolescent
The Kills – Sour Cherry
Q-Tip – Vivrant Thing
LCD Soundsystem – Daft Punk Is Playing At My House
Happy Mondays – Step On
The Cat Empire – Sly
Cocorosie – Japan
Ben Hogue – Jessica’s Scissors
Bright Eyes – Lover I Don’t Have To Love
The Knife – Heartbeats
Stellastar* – My Coco
Prince – Horny Porny
INXS – The Gift
Joy Division – Transmission
The Cult – Love Removal Machine
TV On The Radio – Staring At The Sun
Love & Rockets – **** (Jungle Law)
Iggy Pop – The Passenger
Funkadelic – Red Hot Mama
Girl Talk – Smash Your Head
Shiny Toy Guns – Le Disko
Big Red Rooster – How Ya Like That?
Dandi Wind – Mafu Cage
Hawksley Workman – Striptease
The Zutons – Pressure Point
Kasabian – Club Foot
Electric 6 – Dance Commander
Low Fidelity All Stars – Battle Flag
Led Zeppelin/Public Enemy – (mash up)
Outkast – Gasoline

…at least I enjoyed it. Loud.

Photo by the very stoned Jenn Wong.

friday night underground (pilot)

Here’s a sneak peak at the new show I’ve been involved with. For some reason if you can’t see the embedded player, click here or try on Safari.

my girl finally gets the recognition she deserves

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I have a best gal-pal. She moved to San Diego ’cause she knew San Diego would be cool to her. What she didn’t know is that San Diego needed her (and San Diego doesn’t need many things).

For anyone driving/flying distance from Lo-Cal, you should really stop by her showcase from April 7-9th in Oceanside. Do it now so you can brag to your friends when Sarah Sculley shows up soon in Wallpaper.

Proud of you gal; but that is also mixed with sadness as you’re not here anymore and I don’t like it very much at all one bit.

(Can someone tell me how to make that image go left with a white space? I’m confused)