- : I love how mac & cheese, pearl snap shirts and lying motionless in traffic have become hip. I told you Oklahoma was ahead-of-its-time. #
- : this weekend – Philly. this 4th of July – my first one in 11 years. I'm moderately excited. #
- : Thriving Ivory needs to go ahead and write Matchbox 20 a large check before they're sued. #
- : if you're a] in Seattle b] a photographer c] nice d] a cool person and e] not into post-90s hip-hop, we should talk. #
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Twitter Weekly Updates [ Twitter.com/aricsqueen ] for 2011-07-03
Twitter Weekly Updates [ Twitter.com/aricsqueen ] for 2011-06-26
- : finally got to meet The @wicksjm in Central Park today after their [Fitz & The Tantrums] show in Central Park. great stuff. #
- : does Mos Def ever play with a backing band? 'cause he's crap live. #
- : don't want to draw parallels, but last Sunday I get my sexy Vespa and 6 days later, NYC passes gay marriage rights – you do the math. #
- : Peter Falk died? oh man. what a loss. #
- : how I bought a Vespa in NYC. how not to buy a Vespa in NYC. http://t.co/RFk2Cgn #
- Gmail's advertising a lot on iPhone games. like Gmail really needs to advertise? Bing can tell them they don't need to. #
- stop. using. fucking. flash. it's the neon of the intraweb and you need to stop. you're going to regret it. #
- this new Google Voice search really puts a damper on my searching for celebrity naked photos while at the office. #
- if you're going to be late to work, be properly late. 15 mins is the same as 50 mins – you're still late. sleep in. coffee in the park. etc. #
- ‎: do not fuck with Manhattan's pedestrian's right-of-way. I saw what happens when you fuck with Manhattan's pedestrian's right-of-way. #
- : fried Kool-Aid? I just got a little sick — America soon to make headlines by having the first airline with one seat per row. #
- : what's the going day rate for a good interior commercial photographer? #
Twitter Weekly Updates [ Twitter.com/aricsqueen ] for 2011-06-19
- : ‎: eating healthy is unhealthy to my already emaciated wallet. #
- RT @christinelu: @aricsqueen fruity drinks with umbrellas tomorrow night? you had me at ‘@christinelu sent you a message’ #
- Canada, where was this tendency for violence during the War[s] on [debatable] Terror? oh right. you save it for losing at the Skating Game. #
- : just once, I’m going to set my work email to automatically reply ‘absolutely’ for an entire day and see where that gets me. #
- : thanks to Anthony Weiner, I now have no idea what to get my friends for Father’s Day. argh. #
- : intern just said ‘totes’ to me — dear intern, for every ‘totes’ you offer, that’s one more sandwich/coffee you will be sent to fetch. #
- : we’re all in the gutter – some of us are just totally looking up your skirts. #
- : kale, you are just the rudest vegetable. #
- : that noise people make when they keep their mouth closed whilst sneezing freaks me right out. please don’t do it [IE: intern next to me]. #
- : am fairly certain all jogging does is drive mass down to my waistline. so I will not be jogging anymore. silly jogging. #
- I will not watch the orphaned Korean boy sing when hungover again. I will not watch the orphaned Korean boy sing when hungover again. [x10] #
Twitter Weekly Updates [ Twitter.com/aricsqueen ] for 2011-06-12
- : pub. #
- : due to the overwhelming cost of dry-cleaning, I am unable to know how long this very visible stain has been on my shirt. classy. #
- I have neither seen an episode of Jersey Shore, nor could I tell you what a Groupon is and for those facts alone, I feel pretty okay re: me. #
- 'client' apologized to me for not getting me content earlier, but 'she' was at/in the Playboy Mansion last night. you're forgiven, 'client'. #
- : going outside was a bad idea. eating was a bad idea. clothes were a bad idea. oh my god. #hottownsummerinthecity #
- : as much as I enjoyed the @charliesheen time in our nation's history, I didn't even notice he had gone. #
- interview for the book. now give me my millions! http://lnkd.in/5ce7Gy #
- : Angry Birds just gave me a ping that I had spent 5 hours playing it so far. I deleted Angry Birds. only Bird worth 5 hours is Larry. #
- I had something to publicly say in an interview. shocking. http://tinyurl.com/3uo4vlt #
- Brooklyn, I love ya. except for you, WBerg. you can go do one. #
- Job opportunity: Seattle Freelance Writer at UrbanDaddy – Greater Seattle Area #jobs http://lnkd.in/Ve4wWf #
Twitter Weekly Updates [ Twitter.com/aricsqueen ] for 2011-06-05
- : am pretty sure the NYC DMV touch-tone phone process was designed to make people not want anything to do with the NYC DMV. #
- : ebook/iPad/Kindle version of the book will be released in 10 days… FYI. #
- : as it turns out, I neither forgot my Mac at the pub, not did I offend any colleagues at Sunday’s BBQ. great stuff. #
Twitter Weekly Updates [ Twitter.com/aricsqueen ] for 2011-05-29
- iceberg lettuce is crap and is 73% of the reason I don't eat salad. #
- : Huey Lewis. hell yes. #
- : 2 sandwiches down. 99 to go. all downhill from here. http://tinyurl.com/44btr65 #
- why the fuck – in this day in transparent age – would Urban Outfitters think they'd not be called out? http://tinyurl.com/3f85v5j #
- : looking for a freelance writer in Seattle for a month-long gig. got to know the scene. got to know the city. got to be funky. got anyone? #
- Kanye the Person – you're a dick. Kanye the Person Who Gave Us 'My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy' – you're a fucking genius. #
- it's so nice in Manhattan today, I'm not even going to comment on Hootie & The Blowfish being played in the office. #
- I've started to eat 101 of NYC's Best Sandwiches. http://tinyurl.com/3juuyu5 #
Twitter Weekly Updates [ Twitter.com/aricsqueen ] for 2011-05-22
- : am pretty sure this rapture business was invented by wine and condom companies. #
- 'we're lost and everything is dirty' – one of the finest names for a travel diary I've ever read. #
- : if I spent the day before the world ends trying to figure out how to make an excel sheet, St. Peter and I are gonna grapple. #
- shit. Austin Box found dead? wow. #
- : I wish instagram would buy hipstamatic. they both have what the other lacks… like beer and porn. #
- : SEA kids! besides Sasquatch, SIFF and Bumbershoot, any more big festivals/parties held yearly there? #
- - word of the day: 'schton' n. a large amount of something. [see: shit ton] #
- : I think @lifeinthekey and @totesadrianna are blocks away from @Mona?! #
- so, I just joined LinkedIn. talk about straddling the zeitgeist. #
- : the two things our office fights about – music. and what to eat for lunch. I like this office. #
- : so I'm sourcing a writer for the Portland area, find a guy named @mark_e_evans only to see he's pals with @jforjenius? #smallfuckinworld #
- : I live in a basement. in Brooklyn. http://tinyurl.com/43znzjh #
- dear T-Mobile Girl, I used to have legs like that as well. #
- we need this, guys!! #OKCThunder #
- ‎: one of my roommates is from Kentucky. he has hair that reaches the 4-foot mark. and he plays a banjo when it rains. #
the shanghai diaries [removed]
hi.
I just took down all of ‘the shanghai diaries’ – not for any legal reason [yet], but because I didn’t like spending time revisiting a time in my life that I, fortunately, got out of. imagine spending an hour each entry to revisit a not very nice place, and a not very nice person. if you’ve read the book, then you’ll understand.
all of the shows are up here. feel free to take them in. they do help tell the story, but I don’t want it here on stage.
appreciate it.
a
Twitter Weekly Updates [ Twitter.com/aricsqueen ] for 2011-05-15
- ‎: note to self – before inquiring to how colleague's wife is doing [car accident yesterday], make sure you have the correct colleague. #
- : OKC wins, sun is shining in Manhattan, coffee is strong, Gilberto is playing and life ain't bad. #
- : need someone to give a speech for your gathering? ask @cfnoble. want to make it a party? bring @noblewon. #goodfellas #
- sweet. http://instagr.am/p/EEQ8O/ #
- : book launch party. tonight. NYC. come join, would'ya? #
- the house-take 2 http://instagr.am/p/EBC5C/ #
Twitter Weekly Updates [ Twitter.com/aricsqueen ] for 2011-05-08
- : this house is so swank, I almost sat down to pee. #
- : headed to – I crap you not – The Hamptons. #
- : I just used the word 'facilitate' twice in an email. it'd bother me if I knew what it meant. #
- : this town makes me want to say the 'f' word a lot. in a good way. #
- : drunk. in alphabet city. and who's to blame? @lifeinthekey, that's who. I need a taco truck. #
- Where is @christinelu? #
- : am wondering if @Mona's ears are burning… Cc: @lifeinthekey #
- 11st and 4th Ave http://instagr.am/p/D3hQ-/ #
- : rain or not, there's something fantastic about crossing the bridge into Manhattan every day. even when it's raining. #
- my room – park slope, brooklyn. http://instagr.am/p/Dw1PS/ #
- Men Without Hats – Pop Goes The World http://instagr.am/p/DwNXr/ #
- a vinyl sunday – brooklyn http://instagr.am/p/DwKpx/ #

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