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nyc [philly, actually] p.shots – week 12

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are up here, but there’s only a handful. a large amount of little piccies from Eastern State Penitentiary are on the way. I hope you like them, because I like you.

stuff[s]. and more.

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every time I go to write something, I usually don’t write something because writing takes effort. and I’m trying to enjoy the downtime between this book being officially released [read: on Amazon in the next few weeks, ebooks, etc.] and the next one starting. it’s a collection of short stories between Dec ’08-present. I’m looking forward to starting it, and I’m looking even more forward to being done with the first one. did you know I’ve never even read it? it’s sitting right next to me, as I had to reference it for a slight design change, but I’ve never picked it up. I should though, it’s a good book. but I digress…

this shall be the most random of catch-ups. I’m doing it more for me than you, but that shouldn’t come as a shock:

- it’s a shame we lost in the final minutes of the Women’s World Cup. it’s a shame we don’t give a shit. but well-played [for the first 108 minutes, at least], girls. you actually made female professional sports exciting. weird.

- the Vespa Saga continues. that actually deserves its own post and I will – as soon as I’m official – post the entire headache. if I do it now, I’ll just be annoyed.

- speaking of annoyed. I can no longer hide my insane jealousy for Mel and Nick’s choice to put their stuff in storage, quit their [very successful] careers and took off sailing the world for a few years. the only thing that outdoes my envy is my intrigue. and respect.

- this has been a favorite summer song for some time, and it is again this summer. hey, you should make it one of yours.

- oh! the second day in Philly I wanted to tell you about? the crazy castle [yes, castle. see below] we went to, built by the eccentric tile-maker James Mercer? one of the coolest places in the States, I kid you not. the website doesn’t do it justice. well worth a day trip from Philly. no photos allowed inside, but I got a few of the exterior.

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- the hair stylist convinced me to get something called a ‘keratin blowout’ done to my locks. I’m still confused to what happened.

- the ’101 best sandwich’ attempt died out [shocking!], as they were all a] more than $10 and b] beginning to not be within walking distance from my office.

- my office is in the exact area the term ’23 skidoo’ was coined. good band as well.

- I haven’t picked up my Leica once since moving to NYC. this hipstamatic stuff is brilliant.

- ah. yes. photos and NYC – that reminds me. took a shot of this the other week and made a point of going back when it was open. one of the coolest shops I’ve ever been in. worth a trip to Park Slope. am pretty sure it’s a Dave Eggers project.

- speaking of iStuff. if you have an iPad, download this. Brother Scott did the music for it and it’s been charting for weeks now on Apple.

- while I’ve always been mildly interested in the occult, reading ‘The Serpent and The Rainbow’ has elevated my curiousity in voodoo and black magic to a point of virtual hopelessness. I’m obsessed. have never seen the film, but have it downloaded for when I’m done.

- speaking of things to watch, I get about 40 minutes a week of time to do it, but Californication is one of the smartest shows ever to come out of the States. season 5 especially.

- this also looks amazing.

- NYC is a fucking fun town. has anyone ever said that before?

- Brother Ben [remember Brother Ben?] has a new project he’s working on and needs help. am hoping to interview him before the deadline, but if not, try and wrap your head around this.

- I rarely drink beer these days. if you email me, I’ll let you in on the best kept secret in the wine world. I’m buying it by the case and would love to say ‘and I’m even dropping some weight in the process’, but no. it is good, though. and cheap.

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- please stop using photos of your child for your profile picture on Facebook. Brother Cohn wrote last year that ‘I’m friends with you, not your child’ and it caused a shitstorm. why? I don’t know. photos of your kids on Facebook? of course! photos of you + your kids in your Facebook profile? sure! photos of your kids as your profile photo? no. stop it. it’s weird.

- this little blog is about to have some major changes happen to it. I’m kind of excited. I hope you like it. it’s cool. and exciting… thus, the excitement.

- a copy of my book was handed to Annie Clark [St. Vincent]. I’m totally keeping an eye out for her next album to see if I’m mentioned.

- I’m turning 35 in a few weeks and change. please don’t forget.

- this is a fun town.

- see ya later.

americano.

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I’m late in writing this and now the moment’s past. but I do want to draw attention – even if it’s lazily putting up shots – to the town of Riverton, NJ. most have never heard of this place, a 20-minute train ride from Philly, but should you find yourself in the exact situation I did – a decade without an Independence Day, then spend a few nights here. there’s not a lot to do, some cafes and boutique restaurants, but what you will do is walk the streets. never have I been in a town that takes patriotic imaging to such heights. old rocking chairs on even older porches, the red-white-and-blue hanging on every possible corner. grease poll contest and box car derbies. and a parade. don’t go for the bar scene, thinking you might meet someone, you won’t. but it’s good to re-introduce yourself to the place you came from. [more shots here]

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the ‘slavania – part 01

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look.

pennslavania’s a fucking weird place.

I suppose that’s why I like it so much…

but seriously:

 

there’s just an odd feel about the place – not a bad feel, nor a good feel, just an odd feel.

and I do love it.

so when my pals down in the 215 mentioned we were going to see some ‘quirk’, I was beyond excited.

 

day 01

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this wasn’t as much odd as it was cool – but for the sake of acting like the dozen of people who read this will care, we’ll bunch ‘em all together.

first stop was the tower.

built in 1929.

in the middle of the woods.

we’ve all been up in towers, but for this one to have been built the same year Wall Street crashed [1st one], in the middle of nowhere with suberb views of the winding river and only a few bucks to climb up into, it’s well worth a stop off on a road trip through the state.

at this point I’m just trying to fill in this white space so the photo looks right.

I’m not a travel writer or this part would be interesting.

speaking of the Delaware, next up was the spot where Washington crossed. nothing to see, but something to bore children with in later years.

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last stop was the town of New Hope. think Nimbin-meets-Eureka Springs. cute town, funky shops and a dangerous unguarded train depot. across the water to Jersey is the even cuter town of Lambertville. old churches, dusty book stores [one of which initiated my new obsession with Haitian vodun], but sadly, no bars [?].

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combine the two and you have a good 5-6 hours. but no more.

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day 02 took me away from my favorite place in all of the U.S. and introduced me to something new that rivaled that…

more tomorrow.

[*well worth a watch]

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p.s. for the record, I do not like the layout of this post. it does not speak to me of design brilliance. I also spent about an hour on it yesterday. but I do not like it. I’m also hungover. this will be posted on a Sunday so hopefully you don’t mind. I’m sorry.

nyc p.shots [+ pa] – week 09

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… I’m a horrible human being, taking this long to post photos of nyc + my long weekend in pa. I have some stories for you as well, along with a few tips. and another story about a castle in pa. and haitian voodoo. and nyc. and all sorts of stuff. it’s busy, these days – what with a real job and a lot of other exciting [mostly] things going on. maybe I’ll be able to tell you about them soon? until then, enjoy the photos. they’re pretty good.

the one-oh-one: Tuna Melt from Eisenberg’s [#101]

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and so it begins – my quest for The 101 Best Sandwiches in New York City.

I like having goals. and I like being able to justify to my health-nut of a girlfriend that I have to do this because it’s cultural and I’ve just written a book admitting to actually how un-cultural I actually am. and there are worse ways to gain weight.

anyway.

first up – the last one on the list. I chose this for no other reason than it’s proximity to my office [which - crazily enough, is right around the corner from The Flat Iron Building, which is kind of cool]. there was a closer one on the list, but it’s a small sandwich for a lot of money, so I figured I could leave that until I was closer to the end and this proved to not be one of my numerous ‘themes’ that died out as quickly as they began.

#101 – The Tuna Melt at Eisenberg’s

stepping into Eisenberg’s is stepping into the New York City diner I’d always wanted to visit as a kid. one long counter with brown-cushioned stools that were probably fashionable back in 1929, which just so happens to be the year this joint opened. to the left is the large owner presiding over his small domain, greeting everyone to make sure you’re not famous – ’cause if you are, the photo goes up on the wall. this was also one of those things I think I got from Friends or Seinfeld. he can almost tell who’s coming in ’cause of the list - you’re there for the Tuna Melt and a Matzo Ball soup – it’s pretty obvious. and so, in a few short minutes, it gets back to you in some tinfoil, along with a large Dixie cup full of Jewish goodness [hrm] and there you go.

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I walked my sandwich and soup back to work with me ’cause I’m busy [hrm] and tucked in. it was a good sandwich. probably the best Tuna Melt I’ve ever had. it should be said that I haven’t had a lot of good Tuna Melts. in fact, if it weren’t for the list, I would’ve never ordered a Tuna Melt. tuna + melted cheese does not sound good to me, but this one was. somehow, they kept loads of mayo out while still keeping it from being dry. you can get it on all sorts of bread as well – I don’t remember which one I ordered ’cause I was too busy looking at a photo of Philip Seymour Hoffman. the soup wasn’t anything to be bowled over by. you’d expect the Chosen People’s Broth to taste of rich history, but it didn’t. nothing wrong with it, just forgettable.

all-in-all, a fine sandwich in an amazing setting. the entire tab ran me $14.60, which was a bit steep, but it’s in the middle of NYC and I would gladly pay $10 for a good lunch anyway, so I’m out $5…  which is worth it to have stepped back to the ’30′s.

 

 

from a [Brooklyn] basement on a hill.

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‘I have an idea’ said my friend David, a few weeks ago on the phone, ‘it’s kind of weird, you might get wet and probably can’t stand up in it, but it’s something…’

sold.

David, who I hope will let me write about him more in the coming months, was someone who I’d always wanted to be like… but more on that later. what I did know is that he had a very quirky/artsy side to him and I knew that if he was suggesting it, then there had to be a major draw.

so I said ‘yes’. right there on the phone. before even seeing it. he wanted me to come by and check it out, but I already knew that I would like it.

I live in a basement, in case you weren’t following. and I can’t stand straight up when walking under the beams – but that’s okay. it does get wet here when it rains, but that’s okay because 90% of the time, I’ll have a dry home.

wait – I can picture your face right now. that nurturing look made when reacting to someone’s silver lining. but let me stop you right there. I’m making money. a decent amount of money. and I could easily afford to pay $1500 a month to share an apartment with a stranger I met on craigslist.

but I don’t want to pay $1500 a month to share an apartment with a stranger I met on craigslist.

I want to live here.

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… I want to live here and I do.

I live in a basement.

more photos to come of the house itsself – I mean, in-suite laundry, a backyard with a bbq grill [unheard of in nyc] and we have a baby grand piano in the middle of our kitchen. banjos hang on the walls and are played whenever bourbon is served. books overload the shelves. an original print from ‘mr. brainwash’ hangs behind me. it’s the most funkiest of places with the funkiest of people [two roommates musicians/sound designers, two of them in theater] and it’s in the gorgeous tree-lined area of park slope. at night, if you look down our street, you can see the statue of liberty.

so – to recap:

- I get a job with a very hip ‘zine in manhattan [more on that in a bit].

- my first weekend in town, I spend it in a 50-million dollar hampton beach house.

- two days later, I have a book launch party that a lot of people showed up to.

- that next weekend, I move here.

it’s all gone a bit silly, if you ask me.

and so it goes.

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I’m on a bus headed to the Hamptons. and last week, I moved to New York City. it’s all gone a little bit silly. the other night I had to stop and walk into a tattoo parlor and get a new one. it was one of those moments when I wanted to remember. walking with friends, through Brooklyn. I had just moved to New York City. for a good job – and I hate writing that for many reasons. how long I had wanted no part of it. one of my bosses reads this sometimes, so admitting that I walked into the most amazing opportunity means negotiating for more money won’t ever happen. but that’s okay, ’cause I’m being given a very good salary and every day I cross that wonderful bridge and see Manhattan. now maybe that doesn’t mean anything to you or maybe it does – but there’s a magic that happens every morning when I see that skyline. I write like no one has ever said this about New York City before.

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I’m late for meeting friends cause I’m too busy taking photos. that’s what this was about, an apology for bein’ away and then I’d point you to my daily little shots from around this town. I’m done posting the diaries – if you want to watch ‘em, they can be found here. they’ll help the book make sense. I wrote a book as well. I wrote a book and then I moved to New York City. today my nephew turns 1 year old and I can’t wait to tell him about his first birthday I’ll be celebrating up in a gorgeous house. you won’t believe this house, brother. I didn’t believe I was moving here. last year I got a little tipsy when he was born. my nephew, that is. he turns me to mush. this town makes me say the f-word a lot. and a few times I found myself sayin’ ‘hey, I’m pretty fucking [see] happy about right now’.

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there’s a really pretty girl who’s far away and I wish she could see all of this stuff, but then again, I might want to fix up the basement before she comes. oh yes, I’m moving into a basement tomorrow when I’m back from the Hamptons.I moved to New York City and now I’m headed to the Hamptons and then I’ll come back and move into a basement of a cool house and then I’ll wake up on Monday and go to work, a work I like and then that night, I’m going to have a launch party for the book I just wrote.

ain’t that a kick in the pants.

the mini-oregon road trip: day 03 [astoria]

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I have a list in my head of places I want to go. I also have a list in my head of lesser-known places that I’ve been, and I want to go back to:

Cesky Krumlov [Czech Republic]

Wicklow [Ireland]

Macon [Georgia]

Hama [Syria]

… and let’s go ahead and add Astoria, Oregon to that list. yes, yes, those that have gone usually go to pay homage to The Goonies, which should be something everyone does. and, it has to be said, it’s every bit as magic as you think it will be. the house is easy to find, the owner is a sweetheart [a Goonie, herself] and should you be lucky enough to pass anyone else walking down the long driveway when you’re walking up, you’ll exchange a smile reserved for those geeky enough to be there.

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but, Goonies aside, the town itself is one of the most fascinating and haunted places I’ve ever been. even just coming within one block of the old Astor hotel [above] you can tell this. the Liberty Theater. any of the given streets. perhaps it was because I walked around on a day where it was dark and drizzly, but the streets reminded me of something out of Detroit – even though I’ve never been.

the architecture was a despondent hybrid of Colonial-meets-coastal. the people hard from the weather, the fishing. two funeral homes sit across caddy-corner from each other, either in competition, or location preference.

it’s a place hard to write, and only those who have been could compare notes. but I could have stayed for days, taking the same photos over-and-over. heading out to Cannon Beach. sit in the same hotel room. drinking in less-than-desirable spots.

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and I need to go back.

Tim and Robin would fall ill to something we had eaten the night before [me, fine - a Teflon-coated stomach thanks to years in Asia] and so we’d head back early, timing our drive perfectly for the white-knuckle trip back, up and around Mt. Hood, in a blizzard.

we’d save the rest of the tour for another day, another time.

but trust that this town, and this area of the world, needs to, and will be, seen again.

[more photos here. apologies for the spots. it was raining. a lot.]

 

the mini-oregon road trip: day two [portland]

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look, I got nothin’ but love for Portland, OR. to me, if you have to live in a city in this area, this is the one to pick. San Francisco is great, but it’s still California. and Seattle is fun, but grim. I first came to Portland many years ago and fell in love with how quiet the downtown was and it’s the same today. people, while not as health conscious as they are in Bend, still ride their bikes to work, and can’t be seen anywhere in the city on the weekend. and you got Powell’s.

but Tim, on the way there, told me to pay attention to something and I did. and, after a few days there [even in the nicest of hotels], I’m prone to agree with him.

great town; but it’s dark.

and no one knows why.

I’d mention this to a few more people and they’d point out the homeless population [many would refer to this as the 'meth' population - homelessness being simply subsequent], and, the shocking title of ‘America’s Most Unhappy City’.

don’t know if I agree with that, but it does have a cloud over it.

we, as a group, didn’t do a whole lot besides hit the pubs, not hit Voodoo Donuts and stalk Dominique Wilkins, who was in town with his previous team. so, to make up for it, I’ll throw in a few photos.

it is a fun town to shoot.

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… more photos up here.

next up, Astoria.