so, tomorrow, the first chapter of  ‘the shanghai [exile] diaries’, will be released here, free for download… which means I should go ahead and give everyone some fair warning.

[meaning, you can't come to me saying 'I wouldn't have read it if I would have known...']

[or call my parents.]

okay?

here are a few things you can expect:

- the word ‘fuck’ or an extension of that, is written more than 120 times. and the word ‘shit’ – 50+.

- there are more than 60 references to sex. and 60 of those are premarital.

- numerous stories of drug abuse run rampant: the word ‘opium’ is penned more than 25x, along with many other tales of MDMA, pot, hash, cocaine, Ecstasy, Vicodin, Percocet, mushrooms and Adderall.

… and those are just things off the top of my head.

now – the list of those who might be offended includes, but is not limited to:

- mainland Chinese, Canadians, hippies, Christians, Buddhists, foreigners living in Cambodia, Americans, Republicans,  people who travel to ‘make a difference’, a former Miss Thailand, fat people, Indians [dot, not feather], mainland Chinese, vegans…

and many more.

so there you go. you’ve been warned. see ya tomorrow.

a