say what you will about conspiracy theorists – there’s something about roswell, new mexico. now, in all honesty, it’s a boring town. it’s locals are some of the weirdest you’ll meet. it’s a long way off of the main route most would take. did I mention it’s boring?

that being said – a visit to the u.f.o museum and research center sandwiched in the middle of 5 kitchy souvenir shops made it all worth it.

I’ll spare you the fact, but there are many. too many. and I’ll spare you the stuff we got to see, read and touch – only the ones who make the drive should experience it.

but to think that in the entire universe that we’re the lucky ones is more arrogance than even I can conjure up.

‘u.f.o.’s are real‘ said the front of the t-shirt.

and on the back:

‘it’s the air force that’s fake’.