I’d been trying to be such a good camper.

Sitting down to pee.

Not touching myself.

Etc.

So, when I saw the keys still in the ignition of the Jeep being towed by the bus, I thought:

‘Wouldn’t that be thoughtful if I took them out? Gosh, someone could have stolen this!’

What I didn’t know is that taking the key out locked the front wheels.

We wouldn’t find out until 70 miles later.